As I mentioned in part 1, I live in Arizona and commute by bike year round. Unlike some parts of the country world*, it is very easy to ride here in the winter and very difficult in the summer. OK it is not difficult and I am spoiled with sunshine and a flat, hill-less ride. But let’s ignore that and continue the sweaty summer saga.
Before we begin let me share that this post should be called “containing the stink.” If that does not repel or offend, read on.
Part 2: the Transition
So you made it to work, you are panting and sweating from racing the car commuters from stoplight to stoplight. (OK maybe just me — I’ll beat you one of these days, Pearl White Escalade Lady!) I know each case will be unique, but the following is my post-ride routine. A lot of these tips are obvious (deodorant) so I will try not to bore you.
Cool down period: I do not do anything until I cool off. Cleaning up before cooling off only leads to an “I’m clean/I’m sweaty again/now I am clean again” cycle. I have a decent sized fan in my office, and I just sit in front
of it for a good ten minutes while I peruse the morning’s email. Now is a good time to enjoy some ice water. Stay away from the hot coffee until you are cooled and recovered. There are two things to watch out for at this point: One, your chair could get soaked and stinky while you sit there and transition from a liquid to a solid again; and two, you are now circulating a locker-room odor around your office. (and maybe out the door and down the hall) For the former you can just sit on a towel. For the latter you will need some odor control. I use febreze now and then (not every day) but any commercial or home made air freshener will do. The cool down period takes about 5 to 10 minutes, so adjust your arrival time to include this period.
The switch from cyclist to employee: My next step is a quick wash up in the bathroom. Hardly anyone is in the office yet so I always have some privacy. Then I change into my work clothes, put on some deodorant, and I am ready for the work day.
More stink: We are not done yet! The clothes you rode in on are now a steaming pile of damp, what to do with those? If you stuff them in your bag, they will still be damp and even more malodorous at the end of the day. Plus you will ruin your bag pretty quick. You could put them in a plastic garbage bag to seal them off from the rest of the world, but again they will not be fun to wear at quitting time. Here are some options:
- Put it outside — maybe your office has bike lockers (like mine), a fenced-in bike parking area, or some other secure area you could hang or simply lay out your kit. Note: your leopard pattern thong is not to be displayed outdoors.

- In an empty file cabinet — you can pile them in a large empty drawer or file cabinet with one of these tree-type air fresheners inside. (or a similar product) Just be sure it is a drawer that a co-worker will never open. If discovered, they will not talk to you again and you will be “that guy.”
- A second set of riding clothes — I know it is more to haul and wash, but you will be more comfortable for the ride home. (at least initially)
Transitioning for home is much easier. Just gear up. There is the added bonus of stopping work early — “Sorry I can’t help you with those TPS reports, I gotta gear up for my ride home.”
So a little common sense and attention to your co-workers noses is all that you need. A fan, towel, deodorant, and air freshener will always come in handy. There are many other products out there I have not tried, such as Athletic Body Cleaning Wipes or even just baby wipes. If you wear a suit to work there are nice garment panniers to consider. And of course a newer, more efficient bike will make you sweat less, so go buy something cool!
Commuting in the summer takes a little more effort for me. But I still would rather bike commute and sweat a little than sit in a car, get no exercise and pay for parking. Why not combine your workout and your commute? Think of the time and money saved.
Final note: Someone with hair will have to chime in on what to do about hairstyle issues. I shave my head to keep cool so I have no input on that.
*just read posts from part 1, hello international readers!







